Just as the title suggests this is a list of all the things that I think look unattractive that, for whatever reason, the general population wear or has worn at some point in time.
I will add more to this list when I think of more. If you would like some more clarification as to what I mean, just send me a message.
1. Uggs
2. Crocs. Unless you are on your feet for long periods of time, like lets say a nurse, you should not be wearing them. ( Jared Leto is the ONLY exception to this rule. )
3. Gladiator sandals
4. Oversized hoop earrings. ( If you can fit it around a newborn’s wrist, its too big. )
5. Oversized gold hoop earrings with sayings like ‘baby’, ‘diva’, ‘cutie’, etc
6. Gold necklaces with sayings like ‘baby’, ‘dive’, ‘cutie’, etc
7. Yoga pants the say ‘juicy’, ‘diva’, ‘cutie’, etc
8. Shirts that say ‘baby’, ‘diva’, ‘cutie’ ( etc ), “witty” sayings, anything to do with Happy Bunny or Playboy
9. Silly bands
10. Belts around anything but your waist
11. “Nerd” glasses
12. Chunky belts
13. Jeggings
14. Camo anything
15. Think Pink
16. Oversized heels ( anything higher than 3 & half inches tall )
17. Designer handbags
18. Designer sunglasses ( Really? There is no reason for you to wear sunglasses that are more than $13 )
19. Oversized purses
20. Shutter sunglasses ( WHY???? )
21. Bedazzled anything
22. Unreasonably long chandelier earrings ( Anything more than 2 inches long )
23. Wearing any clothing that is obviously too small
24. Bell bottoms
25. Short short skirts
26. Booty shorts
27. Boat shoes
28. Oversized multi-colored sneakers
29. Wearing jeans with a dress or a skirt
30. Hair that is black on top and blonde on the bottom, or vise-versa
31. Big gauges ( If you can fit a pencil through it, its too big )
32. Ying-yang anything
33. Gold, silver or diamond teeth or fillings
34. Tramp stamps
35. Butterfly and fairy tattoos
36. Tattoos on the face
37. Wife-beaters
38. Overalls ( Unless you paint houses or buildings for a living )
39. Sandals with socks
40. Nails, fake or real, that are more 2 centimeters long ( Starting from where your nail meets your skin, outwards )
41. Clip-in hair extensions, especially those of unnatural hair color
42. Wearing anything that says ‘princess’ when you are over the age of 12 ( Unless your goal is to stay pure, if so you’re certainly doing it right )
43. Baggy pants and shorts
44. Wearing gym shorts under shorts
45. Thong-like bikinis
46. Mullets
47. Confederate flags
48. Gold and silver chains
49. Snap backs
50. “Gangster” cartoon characters on anything
51. Truckers hats on anyone that doesn’t drive an 18-wheeler
52. Popped collars
53. Fake tans and over tanning ( Unless you are an orange or you work at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ORANGE )
54. Anything that gives you a muffin top
55. Body glitter
56. Bee hive hairdo
57. Platform shoes ( If you work at a disco club ignore this )
58. Ankle tattoos
59. Do rags
60. Jean jackets, vests and shirts
61. Skin tight shirts
62. Tube tops
63. Baby Phat
64. Oversized shirts
65. Jackets tied around the waist
66. Lanyards clipped to jeans ( I don’t know why, I just hate it )
67. Crimped hair
68. Cowboy boots ( Unless you actually work on a farm of some kind or work in agriculture )
69. Cowboy hats ( Same as above )
70. Little kid’s backpacks ( Dora, Spiderman, Superman, Sponge Bob etc ) used by those over 12 years of age
71. Jerry curls
72. Suede boots
73. Cheeta print