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if magic isn’t real then how do you explain


It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand




so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 


I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and


it looks like it has fucking wordart on it


They literally fucking used WordArt



Favorite character in a suit 



Let’s wait to see all these trashy shows and comedians make jokes at expense of these women and this total violation of their privacy.


Not only is the picture hacker an idiot but so are the people here on Tumblr who are posting them! Those women took those photos in the privacy of their home to stay in private. There should be no slut shaming at all because they indeed are not. But the photo spreaders are asses

Icloud leak


You know society’s fucked up when they shame someone for taking nude photos but praise the person who stole them.


I keep hearing people slut shame Lea Michele and Jennifer Lawrence and Becca Tobin and basically everyone’s nudes who’ve been leaked, and I keep seeing people say, “Well if you don’t take nudes, you don’t have to worry about it!”

Let me make this extremely clear: PEOPLE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WORRY…

15-year-old me:  MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:  for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.